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CHAPTER THE SIXTIETH.

The Satyricon — Complete

Petronius Arbiter · 2004

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  1. 01Front matter
  2. 02CHAPTER THE FIRST.
  3. 03CHAPTER THE SECOND.
  4. 04CHAPTER THE THIRD.
  5. 05CHAPTER THE FOURTH.
  6. 06CHAPTER THE FIFTH.
  7. 07CHAPTER THE SIXTH.
  8. 08CHAPTER THE SEVENTH.
  9. 09CHAPTER THE EIGHTH.
  10. 10CHAPTER THE NINTH.
  11. 11CHAPTER THE ELEVENTH.
  12. 12CHAPTER THE TWELFTH.
  13. 13CHAPTER THE THIRTEENTH.
  14. 14CHAPTER THE FOURTEENTH.
  15. 15CHAPTER THE FIFTEENTH.
  16. 16CHAPTER THE SIXTEENTH.
  17. 17CHAPTER THE SEVENTEENTH.
  18. 18CHAPTER THE EIGHTEENTH.
  19. 19CHAPTER THE NINETEENTH.
  20. 20CHAPTER THE TWENTIETH.
  21. 21CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIRST.
  22. 22CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SECOND.
  23. 23CHAPTER THE TWENTY-THIRD.
  24. 24CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FOURTH.
  25. 25CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIFTH.
  26. 26CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SIXTH.
  27. 27CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SEVENTH.
  28. 28CHAPTER THE TWENTY-EIGHTH.
  29. 29CHAPTER THE TWENTY-NINTH.
  30. 30CHAPTER THE THIRTIETH.
  31. 31CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FIRST.
  32. 32CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SECOND.
  33. 33CHAPTER THE THIRTY-THIRD.
  34. 34CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FOURTH.
  35. 35CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FIFTH.
  36. 36CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SIXTH.
  37. 37CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SEVENTH.
  38. 38CHAPTER THE THIRTY-EIGHTH.
  39. 39CHAPTER THE THIRTY-NINTH.
  40. 40CHAPTER THE FORTIETH.
  41. 41CHAPTER THE FORTY-FIRST.
  42. 42CHAPTER THE FORTY-SECOND.
  43. 43CHAPTER THE FORTY-THIRD.
  44. 44CHAPTER THE FORTY-FOURTH.
  45. 45CHAPTER THE FORTY-FIFTH.
  46. 46CHAPTER THE FORTY-SIXTH
  47. 47CHAPTER THE FORTY-SEVENTH.
  48. 48CHAPTER THE FORTY-EIGHTH.
  49. 49CHAPTER THE FORTY-NINTH.
  50. 50CHAPTER THE FIFTIETH.
  51. 51CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FIRST.
  52. 52CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SECOND.
  53. 53CHAPTER THE FIFTY-THIRD.
  54. 54CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FOURTH.
  55. 55CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FIFTH.
  56. 56CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SIXTH.
  57. 57CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SEVENTH.
  58. 58CHAPTER THE FIFTY-EIGHTH.
  59. 59CHAPTER THE FIFTY-NINTH.
  60. 60CHAPTER THE SIXTIETH.
  61. 61CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FIRST.
  62. 62CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SECOND.
  63. 63CHAPTER THE SIXTY-THIRD.
  64. 64CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FOURTH.
  65. 65CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FIFTH.
  66. 66CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SIXTH.
  67. 67CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SEVENTH.
  68. 68CHAPTER THE SIXTY-EIGHTH.
  69. 69CHAPTER THE SIXTY-NINTH.
  70. 70CHAPTER THE SEVENTIETH.
  71. 71CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FIRST.
  72. 72CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SECOND.
  73. 73CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-THIRD.
  74. 74CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FOURTH.
  75. 75CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FIFTH.
  76. 76CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SIXTH.
  77. 77CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SEVENTH.
  78. 78CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-EIGHTH.
  79. 79CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-NINTH.
  80. 80CHAPTER THE EIGHTIETH.
  81. 81CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FIRST.
  82. 82CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SECOND.
  83. 83CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-THIRD.
  84. 84CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FOURTH.
  85. 85CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FIFTH.
  86. 86CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SIXTH.
  87. 87CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SEVENTH.
  88. 88CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-EIGHTH.
  89. 89CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-NINTH.
  90. 90CHAPTER THE NINTIETH.
  91. 91CHAPTER THE NINETY-FIRST.
  92. 92CHAPTER THE NINETY-SECOND.
  93. 93CHAPTER THE NINETY-THIRD.
  94. 94CHAPTER THE NINETY-FOURTH.
  95. 95CHAPTER THE NINETY-FIFTH.
  96. 96CHAPTER THE NINETY-SIXTH.
  97. 97CHAPTER THE NINETY-SEVENTH.
  98. 98CHAPTER THE NINETY-EIGHTH.
  99. 99CHAPTER THE NINETY-NINTH.
  100. 100CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDREDTH.
  101. 101CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIRST.
  102. 102CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SECOND.
  103. 103CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRD.
  104. 104CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTH.
  105. 105CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTH.
  106. 106CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTH.
  107. 107CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTH.
  108. 108CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTH.
  109. 109CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINTH.
  110. 110CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TENTH.
  111. 111CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVENTH.
  112. 112CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWELFTH.
  113. 113CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEENTH.
  114. 114CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEENTH.
  115. 115CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEENTH.
  116. 116CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEENTH.
  117. 117CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEENTH.
  118. 118CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEENTH.
  119. 119CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEENTH.
  120. 120CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTIETH.
  121. 121CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIRST.
  122. 122CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SECOND.
  123. 123CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THIRD.
  124. 124CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOURTH.
  125. 125CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIFTH.
  126. 126CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIXTH.
  127. 127CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVENTH.
  128. 128CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT.
  129. 129CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINTH.
  130. 130CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTIETH.
  131. 131CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIRST.
  132. 132CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SECOND.
  133. 133CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-THIRD.
  134. 134CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FOURTH.
  135. 135CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIFTH.
  136. 136CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIXTH.
  137. 137CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVENTH.
  138. 138CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHTH.
  139. 139CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINTH.
  140. 140CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTIETH.
  141. 141CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIRST.
  142. 142CHAPTER NOTES
  143. 143CHAPTER 9. Gladiator obscene:--
  144. 144CHAPTER 34. Silver Skeleton, et seq.
  145. 145CHAPTER 56. Contumelia--Contus and Melon (malum).
  146. 146CHAPTER 116. “They either take in or else they are taken in.”
  147. 147CHAPTER 119. The rite of the Persians:
  148. 148CHAPTER 131. Medio sustulit digito:
  149. 149CHAPTER 138. “OEnothea brought out a leathern dildo.”
  150. 150Scene, Koritto’s sitting room.
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CHAPTER THE SIXTIETH.

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CHAPTER THE SIXTIETH.

But we were not given long in which to admire the elegance of such service, for all of a sudden the ceiling commenced to creak and then the whole dining-room shook. I leaped to my feet in consternation, for fear some rope-walker would fall down, and the rest of the company raised their faces, wondering as much as I what new prodigy was to be announced from on high. Then lo and behold! the ceiling panels parted and an enormous hoop, which appeared to have been knocked off a huge cask, was lowered from the dome above; its perimeter was hung with golden chaplets and jars of alabaster filled with perfume. We were asked to accept these articles as souvenirs. When my glance returned to the table, I noticed that a dish containing cakes had been placed upon it, and in the middle an image of Priapus, made by the baker, and he held apples of all varieties and bunches of grapes against his breast, in the conventional manner. We applied ourselves wholeheartedly to this dessert and our joviality was suddenly revived by a fresh diversion, for, at the slightest pressure, all the cakes and fruits would squirt a saffron sauce upon us, and even spurted unpleasantly into our faces. Being convinced that these perfumed dainties had some religious significance, we arose in a body and shouted, “Hurrah for the Emperor, the father of his country!” However, as we perceived that even after this act of veneration, the others continued helping themselves, we filled our napkins with the apples. I was especially keen on this, for I thought I could never put enough good things into Giton’s lap. Three slaves entered, in the meantime, dressed in white tunics well tucked up, and two of them placed Lares with amulets hanging from their necks, upon the table, while the third carried round a bowl of wine and cried, “May the gods be propitious!” One was called Cerdo--business--, Trimalchio informed us, the other Lucrio--luck--and the third Felicio--profit--and, when all the rest had kissed a true likeness of Trimalchio, we were ashamed to pass it by.