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CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIXTH.

The Satyricon — Complete

Petronius Arbiter · 2004

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  1. 01Front matter
  2. 02CHAPTER THE FIRST.
  3. 03CHAPTER THE SECOND.
  4. 04CHAPTER THE THIRD.
  5. 05CHAPTER THE FOURTH.
  6. 06CHAPTER THE FIFTH.
  7. 07CHAPTER THE SIXTH.
  8. 08CHAPTER THE SEVENTH.
  9. 09CHAPTER THE EIGHTH.
  10. 10CHAPTER THE NINTH.
  11. 11CHAPTER THE ELEVENTH.
  12. 12CHAPTER THE TWELFTH.
  13. 13CHAPTER THE THIRTEENTH.
  14. 14CHAPTER THE FOURTEENTH.
  15. 15CHAPTER THE FIFTEENTH.
  16. 16CHAPTER THE SIXTEENTH.
  17. 17CHAPTER THE SEVENTEENTH.
  18. 18CHAPTER THE EIGHTEENTH.
  19. 19CHAPTER THE NINETEENTH.
  20. 20CHAPTER THE TWENTIETH.
  21. 21CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIRST.
  22. 22CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SECOND.
  23. 23CHAPTER THE TWENTY-THIRD.
  24. 24CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FOURTH.
  25. 25CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIFTH.
  26. 26CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SIXTH.
  27. 27CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SEVENTH.
  28. 28CHAPTER THE TWENTY-EIGHTH.
  29. 29CHAPTER THE TWENTY-NINTH.
  30. 30CHAPTER THE THIRTIETH.
  31. 31CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FIRST.
  32. 32CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SECOND.
  33. 33CHAPTER THE THIRTY-THIRD.
  34. 34CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FOURTH.
  35. 35CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FIFTH.
  36. 36CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SIXTH.
  37. 37CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SEVENTH.
  38. 38CHAPTER THE THIRTY-EIGHTH.
  39. 39CHAPTER THE THIRTY-NINTH.
  40. 40CHAPTER THE FORTIETH.
  41. 41CHAPTER THE FORTY-FIRST.
  42. 42CHAPTER THE FORTY-SECOND.
  43. 43CHAPTER THE FORTY-THIRD.
  44. 44CHAPTER THE FORTY-FOURTH.
  45. 45CHAPTER THE FORTY-FIFTH.
  46. 46CHAPTER THE FORTY-SIXTH
  47. 47CHAPTER THE FORTY-SEVENTH.
  48. 48CHAPTER THE FORTY-EIGHTH.
  49. 49CHAPTER THE FORTY-NINTH.
  50. 50CHAPTER THE FIFTIETH.
  51. 51CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FIRST.
  52. 52CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SECOND.
  53. 53CHAPTER THE FIFTY-THIRD.
  54. 54CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FOURTH.
  55. 55CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FIFTH.
  56. 56CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SIXTH.
  57. 57CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SEVENTH.
  58. 58CHAPTER THE FIFTY-EIGHTH.
  59. 59CHAPTER THE FIFTY-NINTH.
  60. 60CHAPTER THE SIXTIETH.
  61. 61CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FIRST.
  62. 62CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SECOND.
  63. 63CHAPTER THE SIXTY-THIRD.
  64. 64CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FOURTH.
  65. 65CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FIFTH.
  66. 66CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SIXTH.
  67. 67CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SEVENTH.
  68. 68CHAPTER THE SIXTY-EIGHTH.
  69. 69CHAPTER THE SIXTY-NINTH.
  70. 70CHAPTER THE SEVENTIETH.
  71. 71CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FIRST.
  72. 72CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SECOND.
  73. 73CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-THIRD.
  74. 74CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FOURTH.
  75. 75CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FIFTH.
  76. 76CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SIXTH.
  77. 77CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SEVENTH.
  78. 78CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-EIGHTH.
  79. 79CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-NINTH.
  80. 80CHAPTER THE EIGHTIETH.
  81. 81CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FIRST.
  82. 82CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SECOND.
  83. 83CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-THIRD.
  84. 84CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FOURTH.
  85. 85CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FIFTH.
  86. 86CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SIXTH.
  87. 87CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SEVENTH.
  88. 88CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-EIGHTH.
  89. 89CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-NINTH.
  90. 90CHAPTER THE NINTIETH.
  91. 91CHAPTER THE NINETY-FIRST.
  92. 92CHAPTER THE NINETY-SECOND.
  93. 93CHAPTER THE NINETY-THIRD.
  94. 94CHAPTER THE NINETY-FOURTH.
  95. 95CHAPTER THE NINETY-FIFTH.
  96. 96CHAPTER THE NINETY-SIXTH.
  97. 97CHAPTER THE NINETY-SEVENTH.
  98. 98CHAPTER THE NINETY-EIGHTH.
  99. 99CHAPTER THE NINETY-NINTH.
  100. 100CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDREDTH.
  101. 101CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIRST.
  102. 102CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SECOND.
  103. 103CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRD.
  104. 104CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTH.
  105. 105CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTH.
  106. 106CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTH.
  107. 107CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTH.
  108. 108CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTH.
  109. 109CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINTH.
  110. 110CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TENTH.
  111. 111CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVENTH.
  112. 112CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWELFTH.
  113. 113CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEENTH.
  114. 114CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEENTH.
  115. 115CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEENTH.
  116. 116CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEENTH.
  117. 117CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEENTH.
  118. 118CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEENTH.
  119. 119CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEENTH.
  120. 120CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTIETH.
  121. 121CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIRST.
  122. 122CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SECOND.
  123. 123CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THIRD.
  124. 124CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOURTH.
  125. 125CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIFTH.
  126. 126CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIXTH.
  127. 127CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVENTH.
  128. 128CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT.
  129. 129CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINTH.
  130. 130CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTIETH.
  131. 131CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIRST.
  132. 132CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SECOND.
  133. 133CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-THIRD.
  134. 134CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FOURTH.
  135. 135CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIFTH.
  136. 136CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIXTH.
  137. 137CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVENTH.
  138. 138CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHTH.
  139. 139CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINTH.
  140. 140CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTIETH.
  141. 141CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIRST.
  142. 142CHAPTER NOTES
  143. 143CHAPTER 9. Gladiator obscene:--
  144. 144CHAPTER 34. Silver Skeleton, et seq.
  145. 145CHAPTER 56. Contumelia--Contus and Melon (malum).
  146. 146CHAPTER 116. “They either take in or else they are taken in.”
  147. 147CHAPTER 119. The rite of the Persians:
  148. 148CHAPTER 131. Medio sustulit digito:
  149. 149CHAPTER 138. “OEnothea brought out a leathern dildo.”
  150. 150Scene, Koritto’s sitting room.
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CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIXTH.

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CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIXTH.

In the meantime, (having shelled the beans,) she took a mouthful of the meat and with the fork was replacing the pig’s cheek, which was coeval with herself, upon the meat-hook, when the rotten stool, which she was using to augment her height, broke down under the old lady’s weight and let her fall upon the hearth. The neck of the pot was broken, putting out the fire, which was just getting a good start, her elbow was burned by a flaming brand, and her whole face was covered by the ashes raised by her fall. I jumped up in dismay and, not without laughing, helped the old lady to her feet. She hastily scurried out into the neighborhood to replenish the fire, for fear anything should delay the sacrifice. I was on my way to the door of the cell when lo! and behold! three sacred geese which were accustomed, I suppose, to demand their feed from the old woman at midday, made a rush at me and, surrounding me, made me nervous with their abominable rabid cackling. One tore at my tunic, another undid the lacings of my sandals and tugged at them, but one in particular, the ringleader and moving spirit of this savage attack, did not hesitate to worry at my leg with his serrated bill. Unable to see the joke, I twisted off one of the legs of the little table and, thus armed, began to belabor the pugnacious brute. Nor did I rest content with a light blow, I avenged myself by the death of the goose.

           ‘Twas thus, I ween, the birds of Stymphalus
           To heaven fled, by Herakles impelled;
           The Harpies, too, whose reeking pinions held
           That poison which the feast of Phineus
           Contaminated.  All the air above
           With their unwonted lamentations shook,
           The heavens in uproar and confusion move
           {The Stars, in dread, their orbits then forsook!}

By this time the two remaining geese had picked up the beans which had been scattered all over the floor and bereft, I suppose, of their leader, had gone back into the temple; and I, well content with my revenge and my booty, threw the dead goose behind the cot and bathed the trifling wound in my leg with vinegar: then, fearing a scolding, I made up my mind to run away and, collecting together all my belongings, started to leave the house. I had not yet stepped over the threshold of the cell, however, when I caught sight of OEnothea returning with an earthen vessel full of live coals. Thereupon I retraced my steps and, throwing off my garments, I took my stand just inside the door, as if I were awaiting her return. She banked her fire with broken reeds, piled some pieces of wood on top, and began to excuse her delay on the ground that her friend would not permit her to leave until after the customary three drinks had been taken. “But what were you up to in my absence?” she demanded. “Where are the beans?” Thinking that I had done a thing worthy of all praise, I informed her of the battle in all its details and, that she might not be downcast any longer, I produced the dead goose in payment for her loss. When the old lady laid eyes upon that, she raised such a clamor that you would have thought that the geese had invaded the room again. Confounded and thunderstruck at the novelty of my crime, I asked her why she was so angry and why she pitied the goose rather than myself.