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CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SIXTH.

The Satyricon — Complete

Petronius Arbiter · 2004

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  1. 01Front matter
  2. 02CHAPTER THE FIRST.
  3. 03CHAPTER THE SECOND.
  4. 04CHAPTER THE THIRD.
  5. 05CHAPTER THE FOURTH.
  6. 06CHAPTER THE FIFTH.
  7. 07CHAPTER THE SIXTH.
  8. 08CHAPTER THE SEVENTH.
  9. 09CHAPTER THE EIGHTH.
  10. 10CHAPTER THE NINTH.
  11. 11CHAPTER THE ELEVENTH.
  12. 12CHAPTER THE TWELFTH.
  13. 13CHAPTER THE THIRTEENTH.
  14. 14CHAPTER THE FOURTEENTH.
  15. 15CHAPTER THE FIFTEENTH.
  16. 16CHAPTER THE SIXTEENTH.
  17. 17CHAPTER THE SEVENTEENTH.
  18. 18CHAPTER THE EIGHTEENTH.
  19. 19CHAPTER THE NINETEENTH.
  20. 20CHAPTER THE TWENTIETH.
  21. 21CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIRST.
  22. 22CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SECOND.
  23. 23CHAPTER THE TWENTY-THIRD.
  24. 24CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FOURTH.
  25. 25CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIFTH.
  26. 26CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SIXTH.
  27. 27CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SEVENTH.
  28. 28CHAPTER THE TWENTY-EIGHTH.
  29. 29CHAPTER THE TWENTY-NINTH.
  30. 30CHAPTER THE THIRTIETH.
  31. 31CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FIRST.
  32. 32CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SECOND.
  33. 33CHAPTER THE THIRTY-THIRD.
  34. 34CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FOURTH.
  35. 35CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FIFTH.
  36. 36CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SIXTH.
  37. 37CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SEVENTH.
  38. 38CHAPTER THE THIRTY-EIGHTH.
  39. 39CHAPTER THE THIRTY-NINTH.
  40. 40CHAPTER THE FORTIETH.
  41. 41CHAPTER THE FORTY-FIRST.
  42. 42CHAPTER THE FORTY-SECOND.
  43. 43CHAPTER THE FORTY-THIRD.
  44. 44CHAPTER THE FORTY-FOURTH.
  45. 45CHAPTER THE FORTY-FIFTH.
  46. 46CHAPTER THE FORTY-SIXTH
  47. 47CHAPTER THE FORTY-SEVENTH.
  48. 48CHAPTER THE FORTY-EIGHTH.
  49. 49CHAPTER THE FORTY-NINTH.
  50. 50CHAPTER THE FIFTIETH.
  51. 51CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FIRST.
  52. 52CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SECOND.
  53. 53CHAPTER THE FIFTY-THIRD.
  54. 54CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FOURTH.
  55. 55CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FIFTH.
  56. 56CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SIXTH.
  57. 57CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SEVENTH.
  58. 58CHAPTER THE FIFTY-EIGHTH.
  59. 59CHAPTER THE FIFTY-NINTH.
  60. 60CHAPTER THE SIXTIETH.
  61. 61CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FIRST.
  62. 62CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SECOND.
  63. 63CHAPTER THE SIXTY-THIRD.
  64. 64CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FOURTH.
  65. 65CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FIFTH.
  66. 66CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SIXTH.
  67. 67CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SEVENTH.
  68. 68CHAPTER THE SIXTY-EIGHTH.
  69. 69CHAPTER THE SIXTY-NINTH.
  70. 70CHAPTER THE SEVENTIETH.
  71. 71CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FIRST.
  72. 72CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SECOND.
  73. 73CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-THIRD.
  74. 74CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FOURTH.
  75. 75CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FIFTH.
  76. 76CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SIXTH.
  77. 77CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SEVENTH.
  78. 78CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-EIGHTH.
  79. 79CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-NINTH.
  80. 80CHAPTER THE EIGHTIETH.
  81. 81CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FIRST.
  82. 82CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SECOND.
  83. 83CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-THIRD.
  84. 84CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FOURTH.
  85. 85CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FIFTH.
  86. 86CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SIXTH.
  87. 87CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SEVENTH.
  88. 88CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-EIGHTH.
  89. 89CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-NINTH.
  90. 90CHAPTER THE NINTIETH.
  91. 91CHAPTER THE NINETY-FIRST.
  92. 92CHAPTER THE NINETY-SECOND.
  93. 93CHAPTER THE NINETY-THIRD.
  94. 94CHAPTER THE NINETY-FOURTH.
  95. 95CHAPTER THE NINETY-FIFTH.
  96. 96CHAPTER THE NINETY-SIXTH.
  97. 97CHAPTER THE NINETY-SEVENTH.
  98. 98CHAPTER THE NINETY-EIGHTH.
  99. 99CHAPTER THE NINETY-NINTH.
  100. 100CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDREDTH.
  101. 101CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIRST.
  102. 102CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SECOND.
  103. 103CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRD.
  104. 104CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTH.
  105. 105CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTH.
  106. 106CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTH.
  107. 107CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTH.
  108. 108CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTH.
  109. 109CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINTH.
  110. 110CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TENTH.
  111. 111CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVENTH.
  112. 112CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWELFTH.
  113. 113CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEENTH.
  114. 114CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEENTH.
  115. 115CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEENTH.
  116. 116CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEENTH.
  117. 117CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEENTH.
  118. 118CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEENTH.
  119. 119CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEENTH.
  120. 120CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTIETH.
  121. 121CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIRST.
  122. 122CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SECOND.
  123. 123CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THIRD.
  124. 124CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOURTH.
  125. 125CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIFTH.
  126. 126CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIXTH.
  127. 127CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVENTH.
  128. 128CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT.
  129. 129CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINTH.
  130. 130CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTIETH.
  131. 131CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIRST.
  132. 132CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SECOND.
  133. 133CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-THIRD.
  134. 134CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FOURTH.
  135. 135CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIFTH.
  136. 136CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIXTH.
  137. 137CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVENTH.
  138. 138CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHTH.
  139. 139CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINTH.
  140. 140CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTIETH.
  141. 141CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIRST.
  142. 142CHAPTER NOTES
  143. 143CHAPTER 9. Gladiator obscene:--
  144. 144CHAPTER 34. Silver Skeleton, et seq.
  145. 145CHAPTER 56. Contumelia--Contus and Melon (malum).
  146. 146CHAPTER 116. “They either take in or else they are taken in.”
  147. 147CHAPTER 119. The rite of the Persians:
  148. 148CHAPTER 131. Medio sustulit digito:
  149. 149CHAPTER 138. “OEnothea brought out a leathern dildo.”
  150. 150Scene, Koritto’s sitting room.
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CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SIXTH.

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CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SIXTH.

Psyche had already enveloped the child’s head in the bridal-veil, the catamite, holding a torch, led the long procession of drunken women which followed; they were clapping their hands, having previously decked out the bridal-bed with a suggestive drapery. Quartilla, spurred on by the wantonness of the others, seized hold of Giton and drew him into the bridal-chamber. There was no doubt of the boy’s perfect willingness to go, nor was the girl at all alarmed at the name of marriage. When they were finally in bed, and the door shut, we seated ourselves outside the door of the bridal-chamber, and Quartilla applied a curious eye to a chink, purposely made, watching their childish dalliance with lascivious attention. She then drew me gently over to her side that I might share the spectacle with her, and when we both attempted to peep our faces were pressed against each other; whenever she was not engrossed in the performance, she screwed up her lips to meet mine, and pecked at me continually with furtive kisses. [A thunderous hammering was heard at the door, while all this was going on, and everyone wondered what this unexpected interruption could mean, when we saw a soldier, one of the night-watch, enter with a drawn sword in his hand, and surrounded by a crowd of young rowdies. He glared about him with savage eyes and blustering mien, and, catching sight of Quartilla, presently, “What’s up now, you shameless woman,” he bawled; “what do you mean by making game of me with lying promises, and cheating me out of the night you promised me? But you won’t get off unpunished! You and that lover of yours are going to find out that I’m a man!” At the soldier’s orders, his companion bound Quartilla and myself together, mouth to mouth, breast to breast, and thigh to thigh; and not without a great deal of laughter. Then the catamite, also at the soldier’s order, began to beslaver me all over with the fetid kisses of his stinking mouth, a treatment I could neither fly from, nor in any other way avoid. Finally, he ravished me, and worked his entire pleasure upon me. In the meantime, the satyrion which I had drunk only a little while before spurred every nerve to lust and I began to gore Quartilla impetuously, and she, burning with the same passion, reciprocated in the game. The rowdies laughed themselves sick, so moved were they by that ludicrous scene, for here was I, mounted by the stalest of catamites, involuntarily and almost unconsciously responding with as rapid a cadence to him as Quartilla did in her wriggling under me. While this was going on, Pannychis, unaccustomed at her tender years to the pastime of Venus, raised an outcry and attracted the attention of the soldier, by this unexpected howl of consternation, for this slip of a girl was being ravished, and Giton the victor, had won a not bloodless victory. Aroused by what he saw, the soldier rushed upon them, seizing Pannychis, then Giton, then both of them together, in a crushing embrace. The virgin burst into tears and plead with him to remember her age, but her prayers availed her nothing, the soldier only being fired the more by her childish charms. Pannychis covered her head at last, resolved to endure whatever the Fates had in store for her. At this instant, an old woman, the very same who had tricked me on that day when I was hunting for our lodging, came to the aid of Pannychis, as though she had dropped from the clouds. With loud cries, she rushed into the house, swearing that a gang of footpads was prowling about the neighborhood and the people invoked the help of “All honest men,” in vain, for the members of the night-watch were either asleep or intent upon some carouse, as they were nowhere to be found. Greatly terrified at this, the soldier rushed headlong from Quartilla’s house. His companions followed after him, freeing Pannychis from impending danger and relieving the rest of us from our fear.] (I was so weary of Quartilla’s lechery that I began to meditate means of escape. I made my intentions known to Ascyltos, who, as he wished to rid himself of the importunities of Psyche, was delighted; had not Giton been shut up in the bridal-chamber, the plan would have presented no difficulties, but we wished to take him with us, and out of the way of the viciousness of these prostitutes. We were anxiously engaged in debating this very point, when Pannychis fell out of bed, and dragged Giton after her, by her own weight. He was not hurt, but the girl gave her head a slight bump, and raised such a clamor that Quartilla, in a terrible fright, rushed headlong into the room, giving us the opportunity of making off. We did not tarry, but flew back to our inn where,) throwing ourselves upon the bed, we passed the remainder of the night without fear. (Sallying forth next day, we came upon two of our kidnappers, one of whom Ascyltos savagely attacked the moment he set eyes upon him, and, after having thrashed and seriously wounded him, he ran to my aid against the other. He defended himself so stoutly, however, that he wounded us both, slightly, and escaped unscathed.) The third day had now dawned, the date set for the free dinner (at Trimalchio’s,) but battered as we were, flight seemed more to our taste than quiet, so (we hastened to our inn and, as our wounds turned out to be trifling, we dressed them with vinegar and oil, and went to bed. The ruffian whom we had done for, was still lying upon the ground and we feared detection.) Affairs were at this pass, and we were framing melancholy excuses with which to evade the coming revel, when a slave of Agamemnon’s burst in upon our trembling conclave and said, “Don’t you know with whom your engagement is today? The exquisite Trimalchio, who keeps a clock and a liveried bugler in his dining-room, so that he can tell, instantly, how much of his life has run out!” Forgetting all our troubles at that, we dressed hurriedly and ordered Giton, who had very willingly performed his servile office, to follow us to the bath.

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